Question: can I still eat skittles if I separate them first by color, so I don’t accidentally taste the rainbow?
Spotted dick?
Oh honey you bet I did
What the fuck is a queer food? I’m queer are bagel bites a queer food?
It depends on your gender identity - if you’re a man, bananas are queer, but for women, they’re straight. Anything that non-binary people eat is queer. HTH!
It’s just humorous rage bait.
Yeah It’s called playing into it my guy
No, but bagels are a lesbian food
It is known
Are hot dogs gay?
EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?
EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don’t do that. I’m like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.
EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08
No hot dogs are tacos therefore their traditional Mexican fare.
Are hot dogs gay?
Hot dogs, brauts, really any kind of sausage. Also zucchini, carrots, you better believe egg plants are right out.
No BLT+G for you anymore.
So no more morning bannas in my ass 😞
If you go down on the banana afterwards it cancels out the gay.
good to know
prepares Cock au Vin
Wait… what?
Dick with wine? Sounds like Friday night, amirite? Err… For straight women, obviously. And gay guys. And handsome prime numbers that… Nevermind.
Does that mean no trans fats?
Yeah no more, we’re saturated
I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
Sorry, couldn’t locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!
Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.
Its like youre summoning a succubro.
…mom?
I like how it appears that you’ve just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.
Yeah it’s called cooking try it sometime.
“Cooks” with propane, blows face off
Taste the meat not the heat.
your username is aggressive to say the least so I’m glad the energy you are bringing matches that
Clutch!
It’s fine. We’ll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn’t happen again please.
At least I still have my gayges…
Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?
Depends. How do you feel about rollerblades?
They’re fabulous!
One of us! One of us! 🌈
It can’t hurt to try it out.
Welp, guess I better go tell my wife
No need - she told me last night that she already knows
Oh that’s a relief! …. Wait
Is Loona considered a monster?
that was just my name in college
Wait I’ve been drinking gay juice?!?
Are you casually admitting to appropriating gay culture?
I’m sorry I didn’t know!
Ignorance isn’t a defense it just makes you look ignorant.
Making it easy to recycle by separating the inner plastic from the metal and drinking it, to help a little with the excess plastic waste?
Nice.How did you get in my kitchen???
My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
Give it some hot sauce for the +
You forgot the quinoa.
Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?
The last time I was hanging out on Lemmy eating a fresh LGBTQ+ and had some of that white gooey Q running from the corner of my mouth into my beard, I had like 3 little sysadmins follow me home. Then my wife gets all weird and comes outside to shoo them away with a broom, yelling about how we already use Linux. And I’m like girl don’t be so hasty to run them off – see if you can borrow some of those thigh-high stockings first!
Because I’m not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How’s it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I’m asking the hard questions are you?
I am pretty hard now that you’re asking the tuff questions, if that counts.
I may have walked into that one, but I have to commend you for your witty ribaldry. Shakespeare would approve.
As long as he’s shaking his speare
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QUESO
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no es un comida completa sin queso
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soooo…is rainbow sherbet safe?
Only if you eat it in the closet
What’s a traditional queer meal?
Hare pie with dill dough
estrogen burger
As a gay man, Olive Garden’s “Pasta e Fagioli” comes to mind.
But are you traditionally gay?
do you think maybe you enjoy going to Olive Garden not for the pasta, but due to the abandonment issues you have with your family?
after all, when you go to Olive Garden, you’re family.
Thankfully, hubby makes a great copycat of the OG version.
Is there hotdogs in it?
Fudge.
I thought only packed fudge was queer… dam have I been appropriating?
Tom Cruise is out.
Just load after load of heavy whipping cream
Ass.
Penises
Peni
Uhhhh… In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?
thanks i was looking for dinner plans for the week!
Mr Brains Pork [redacted]
two hot dogs no bun for example
But a hot dog in the bun is not?
Hot dogs and… Uhhh… Corn?
Corn dogs for sure.
No more muffellata munching for me
Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.
I’ll still let it be in my mouth.
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Try the cream of sum yung gai.
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Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”
hot soup instead of gayzpacho
“You’re a SMEEEEE–”
