A QR code with a link to a curated toy subscription service.

Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!

Just look for the glowing pump.

J. Quellin?

Shortly after this step the chemicals in the paint cause the chip to roll up and that’s how Takis are born.

‘They were clearly planning to flee the scene of the crime on an unregistered, potentially deadly, vehicle.’

It does have that ‘mid-2000s Web comic that stopped being funny fifteen years ago’ vibe.

I’m imagining how awful it would be for a German to get into an Uber with an average chatty American driver.

You never go back, or so I hear.

When you request a car you can add a message to the driver saying something like ‘passenger is deaf/dead’.

That works sometimes.

Maybe it’s just me, but they could have had an entire episode where Kim paces around a parking garage, smoking cigarettes and waiting for a phone call and I’d still watch to the end.

Somewhat similar experience for me: I tried watching Twin Peaks in the late 00s, couldn’t get over the hammy melodrama of the first few episodes, abandoned it.

Fast forward to five years later, watch Fire Walk With Me, loved it. Revisited Twin Peaks and completely devoured it.

Sometimes coming back to something after you’ve grown/changed as a person can be nice.

Alternately, there’s a lot of stuff I thought was genius in my 20s that is absolute crap.

They need some time to figure out the perfect place to be attacked so billions of dollars can go unaccounted for in the cleanup efforts.

I suppose Gilligan was destined for the bamboo cuck-chair.

Probably wears lifts like his dad.

I know you meant Heel Spurs, but now I’m imagining Trump taking off his shoes for a nap and a bunch of nasty mushrooms springing forth.

Not seen: behind the cameras a stray dog wanders in through a screen door that’s flapping in the breeze.

I knew things were going to get spicy in here.

Found the Sumerian.

You joke, but when I worked in a grocery store people would ask for help finding something and nine times out of ten it was literally right in front of their face.

I’m imagining a dad arranging a patio for a BBQ he’s throwing later and the last step is him walking the perimeter of the yard giving all of the bushes haymakers.