All the ppl suggesting numbers need to realize the months already have that nickname. U can literally just write the number on a check or triplicate government form and it will be understood

For one thing their world is hella rocked for a hot second

Donald trump and the entire Republican Party are walking down the street and they see a kid playing outside

Don says “hey, you guys wanna fuck that kid?”

The entire Republican Party goes “out of what?!”

Depending on what kind of bear, he might eat your ass or might eat your ass

The proof for this is also on the internet

They caught him mid-shart

Contrariwise there is a certain synergy being a book boy and bidet boy

Derek so fly he brought 2 bitchin’ jackets

Chipmunks in shambles

Gardening is dope tho u self-righteous prick (not u, OP)

I myself have been known to pound cake

iambic heptameter ass route

At least now he’s one of the good ones

Passed the sportsball team bus and no hams were pressed

I know an average dick joke but it’s mean

And that gun could turn into a bazooka and later on that bazooka could turn into a Dracula

I too would like to know this

The sound you here is me playing the worlds stupidest violin

You usedta could piece together a McGangbang with $2 and a dream

Yeah well yr mom says ur wrong abt her ability to choke down fat hawg 24/7