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Its the law, now serenade us with the tale of how Joleen took your man.
Okay, but can we still do the alternate lyrics where Jolene is some kind of eldritch horror?
🎶 He screams about you in his sleep
And when he wakes does not but weep
In terror, of the one they call Jolene. 🎵More!
🎵 Blackening the summer skies
With burning wings and countless eyes
We tremble at the sight of you, Jolene 🎶Tumblr did a whole thread, here’s the cover: https://youtu.be/MGSdYFR50Y8
Thank you. I found a few other Lovecraftian covers, but they are overwhelmingly of Jolene or Christmas carols for some reason. Do you know of any others?
Hey There Cthulhu (Hey There Delilah): https://youtu.be/Pc87uvk8GBc
Not genderbending 👍
Jack White was man enough to sing it as it is, 15+ years ago:
John McCrea it 32 years ago https://youtu.be/i6BKeODv7Yc
I am allowed to change the song to make it more gay.
Approved
Reminds me of Michael Buble’s cover of “Santa Baby” where he changed it to “Santa Buddy” to make it less gay(?) and it absolutely did not do that.
Damn straight! What are some of the best gay karaoke songs?
Gay or camp? I know a lot more camp than gey
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen
I Kissed A Girl by Katie Perry
Take Me To Church by Hozier
Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko
What about gay love songs?
I kissed a boy and I liked it, the taste of his cherry ChapStick. I kissed a boy just to try it, I hope my girlfriend don’t mind it.
Lesbians who sing it get to be bisexual for the next three minutes.
Put this on our (gay) wedding playlist to confuse everyone, went very well
Literally cannot hear the original anymore without singing these lyrics, Sub Radio messed me up so bad (and I love it)
Also definitely adding it to our wedding playlist to sow confusion, such a good idea!
I didn’t really understand the song Take Me To Church on an emotional level until I heard Annapantsu’s gay woman cover. Then it all made sense.
There was a cover of a song playing one time, and the singer didn’t genderbend it and I felt like cheering.
Oh that?
Don’t need to gender bend shit.
cracks neck
hits play
…
steady and simple surf guitar riff
rolling drum crescendo
GIRL!
I wanna take you to a gay bar!
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!
Let’s start a war! Let’s start a nuclear war! At the gay bar, gay bar, GAY BAR!
guitar
Which is the line they had to actually censor in the radio and music video, because this was 2003 and everyone was still in post 9/11 - pre Iraq 2 “and I’m proud to be an American/freedom fries” style insanity.
The FCC can suck on my cock and choke on my balls.
At the GAY BAR‽
I was delighted when I went to a Korean karaoke, and on the machine, Gay Bar from Electric Six was there.
One of my best memories.
So …
Keol!
Neoreul derigo gago sipeo, gei ba!
Neoreul derigo gago sipeo, gei ba, gei ba, gei ba!
걸!
너를 데리고 가고 싶어, 게이 바!
너를 데리고 가고 싶어, 게이 바, 게이 바, 게이 바!
(I do not speak Korean lol)
So it seems that the standard grammar of Korean is Subject-Object-Verb, as opposed to English which is Subject-Verb-Object…
But apparently, if you want to really emphasize the object, it is unusual, but you can place the object at the end.
So… this is my machine assisted attempt at doing that, lol.
I am probably making mistakes I am completely unaware of.
If any Korean speakers stumble across this, your assistance would be appreciated!
If it’s worth belting out, it’s worth ignoring your gender and sexuality for imo
At first I was afraid, I was petrified…
Is it gay if I pretend to straddle a battleship cannon while performing “If I Could Turn Back Time”?
Not if you’re wearing the strappy leather outfit to match, no.
Damn I knew I did something wrong
