There are several rivers in England called the Derwent.

One of them flows into the Ouse in Yorkshire, another flows into the Trent in Derbyshire, both of which later combine to form the Humber estuary, so the Humber has two Derwents in it

My favourite part of this was when he showed up with several guys wearing these things TO COURT, yknow that place you’re absolutely not allowed to record stuff?

Bienvenue dans le presse-papiers Gboard. Le texte que vous copiez est enregistré ici.

I’m just a snowman, nobody loves me

He’s just a snowman, from a snow family

I’m sure it can’t possibly go wrong

This was something I didn’t expect to find weird when I visited the US - you guys have giant billboards for lawyers everywhere

(The one that stuck out was always “the attorney that rocks!” with a picture of a dreadlocks metalhead lawyer, loved that one)

And it’s always really person-focussed, not the business - elsewhere you might get an advert saying “Call XYZ Associates”, there it’s “CALL TODD at XYZ”

“Pounded in the butt by the hunky realisation that this is not a Chuck Tingle cover”

Put this on our (gay) wedding playlist to confuse everyone, went very well

Stacy’s Dad