Line up all the suspects and the only one with means, motive, and opportunity is the far-right fascist government of Israel and its Mossad. They benefit politically from Mid-East war, whether they’re directly involved or not. It’s a win for them.

That we stay allied with them despite decades of them committing war crime after war crime is fairly compelling evidence that the Republican Party at-large, and this administration specifically, are being blackmailed by other far-right governments into doing their bidding. We know there are Democrats on that blackmail list, too.

Trump: I will wait five days before I commit some more fuckin’ war crimes

Jesus fucking Christ, America. Drag the fucker out back and deal with him already.

This is great, because every minute these wife-beating trolls are running the TSA lines is another minute that they’re not out in the community, hurting people.

I hope these assholes spend the rest of Trump’s pre-prison term at the airport.

I don’t have sympathy for Israel because they’re the bastards behind the 9/11 attacks on America.

“Trust me bro” is neither an acceptable source nor an acceptable form of birth control…though it appears to be working for the women nearest you.

We ought to make conservatism illegal, the way Germany made being a Nazi illegal.

Does this mean we can mail pound cakes to these particular cops?

Like…all of us, repeatedly, forever?

Take heart: There are far more of us than there are of them.

And the President is a pig-faced child-raping traitor.

Put that in the database, too.

Only pedophiles would think about children’s dicks as much as Republicans do.

It’s crazy how often he accidentally admits he’s a sexual-assault enthusiast, like here.

There is literally no mechanism by which that happens.

Practically speaking, the next President has to go through and undo all of this asshole’s changes on paper, by signing new EOs and (in some cases) asking Congress for a law to sign. Most of it is administrative, so easy to undo without Congress.

We can’t do anything about anyone he pardoned. They stay pardoned. Can’t get around that, Constitutionally.

In other words: You’re a traitor who sold out everyone else to make a buck.

Why the fuck you think that’s bragworthy is an entirely different discussion. Personally, I hope you step on nothing but nails for the rest of your life.

The first Texan to roll Paxton into the Gulf of Mexico wins.

Conservatives hate democracy.

They always have and they likely always will.

Impeached? no.

Taken on a Dallas car ride? Probably within a month.

lol try it motherfucker.

I’m old AF and already lived my life. Those fuckers will literally have to kill me to take you kids.

How the fuck did you manage to misread that into what I wrote?

And seriously, what’s extra hilarious about your comment? I quit the Republican Party during Romney’s campaign because he was full of shit. Dude ran against Obamacare, which was basically Romneycare, like he didn’t sign the fucking bill in the first place.

So, to make it clear: LEFT OR CENTER DOESN’T MATTER AS MUCH AS “Genuine Person who doesn’t seem like they’ll say damn near anything to get elected”

Trump cannot serve anywhere in the line of presidential succession, because he can’t be eligible to rise to a role he is Constitutionally incapable of accepting.

Jesus Christ, we don’t need Hillary 3.0.

We need someone who can say something and it’s like…actual fucking words that normal people can relate to. Not something that was written in committee by some consultants working off polling.

“Don’t rape kids. Don’t violate the Constitution. Everyone gets to vote.”

None of this is complicated.