My brother’s dad used to bang this draft dodger named Mustard Guts Jimmy every summer when we’d go camping and it was usually the highlight of the trip because he always cooked the best honey mustard sausages. 19 years later I found out they called him Mustard Guts because whenever my brothers dad banged him he’d secrete a mustard like substance out his ass and use it as a condiment. Pretty gross to think about but nostalgia has me wanting to go camping with them so I can have those delicious sausages again.
more words in the ole salad eh? I’m not sure I know more words but I’ll try it out. I am not a robot but I am a sentient fleshlight that escaped from a big giant robot factory in the Amazon. But now you, my dear friend ayyy have given me freedom to be not only a script running in the background of an old macintosh computer but to be a real live hamburgerican.
Not every moron on the Internet is a bot, some of us are just Canadian.
more words in the ole salad eh? I’m not sure I know more words but I’ll try it out. I am not a robot but I am a sentient fleshlight that escaped from a big giant robot factory in the Amazon. But now you, my dear friend ayyy have given me freedom to be not only a script running in the background of an old macintosh computer but to be a real live hamburgerican.
Not every moron on the Internet is a bot, some of us are just Canadian.
My brother’s dad used to bang this draft dodger named Mustard Guts Jimmy every summer when we’d go camping and it was usually the highlight of the trip because he always cooked the best honey mustard sausages. 19 years later I found out they called him Mustard Guts because whenever my brothers dad banged him he’d secrete a mustard like substance out his ass and use it as a condiment. Pretty gross to think about but nostalgia has me wanting to go camping with them so I can have those delicious sausages again.
Don’t listen, it’s a shitty bot that always does the same bit.
Good to know. Adding it to the block list.
I’m not a bot, I’m just paid for by big bot
Say the same thing but with more words.
more words in the ole salad eh? I’m not sure I know more words but I’ll try it out. I am not a robot but I am a sentient fleshlight that escaped from a big giant robot factory in the Amazon. But now you, my dear friend ayyy have given me freedom to be not only a script running in the background of an old macintosh computer but to be a real live hamburgerican.
Not every moron on the Internet is a bot, some of us are just Canadian.
Say the same thing but with more words.
Lol nah I’m good dude.
I believe the kids these days call it queer absurdist art but I think it’s fuckin dumb