I fucking love this thread

I’d rather rip a carton of 0.1mg nic/4g tar cigarettes than gum a single pouch of whatever Fucker Carlson is selling

“Millions-worth” in a truckload of that trash.

They’re better off dumping the payload in a sinkhole and keeping the container

if im naked i have every reason to be tense

if someone sees my smol pp its game over don’t you understand

I don’t speak American

Can someone translate

it’s the drunk crashers giving the beveraged drivers a bad name

If they got batteries

I want them batteries

“It’s okay, because it’s Microsoft” is management’s response when I raise a concern at work.

Heaven forbid you use an open source tool that isn’t on the software whitelist yet

I might be confused, but I thought creatine gives your muscles a minor"second wind" kinda thing so you can push yourself to do some extra reps? It’s not like a steroid kinda thing, I was told.

Why don’t you work there anymore

Counting or not counting gang violence

I haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

Do I really want to know?

Sounds stressful.

Is it not like having a stockpile of live weapons where you have to keep checking if the safeties are on?

senator, we run ass

sips water

I think there’s a huge spike in gambling if that counts.

House always wins, my main takeaway from a few high school probability classes, a horrible first time at a casino and Fallout New Vegas probably.

So many people are desperate and throwing their money and hope at that predatory and shockingly under-regulated industry

I’d say it’s probably worse and less manageable than most central nervous system surprises available at the gas station

Hope you’re less afraid? I am high, so I could all be, like, stupidly wrong.

I keep hearing about that old prime minister who went for a swim in the ocean and just disappeared.

They named a swimming pool complex after him. Swim centre named after someone who probably drowned. I don’t know what to say about that.

Also keep hearing stories surrounding him and his disappearance.

Smells like a conspiracy, but I never looked into it. What are your thoughts?

I prefer my information from the most reliable sources: Strangers on the internet

free software 🤝 software I didn’t pay for

Was this a meta joke and you had a chatbot write your comment?

if someone said this to me I’d cry