don’t care didn’t ask CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

I wondered what the most tacky Che Guevara merch would be, and decided it was his face on a beanie.

I think a gas station is more fitting these days.

A pre-set rat trap.

Kid with a flipper zero: hold my capri sun

Blackmailr? Shoot, sign me up! Intake question 1: Have you ever whacked it on a plane to join the “half-mile-high club?”

Look at you, bragging about your working check engine light

Second Linux Mint. I have a Surface that absolutely slogged under Windows 10 with 4gb ram. Mint gave me a ton of headroom to work with.

Nah, we can just parlay on Polymarket

Yes, I’m a dummy.

We see a lot of BLTA’s at restaurants here in the US: a BLT with a couple slices of avocado on top. I’d give that a try as well. Also when checking for ripeness, I usually press the stem area with my thumb slightly. If it gives a little bit, it’s good to go. If it’s rock hard, skip it.

I’ve always wanted the age of government office to be tied to the average age of stroke/heart attack in your state. Your ass is out at that age unless you can bring that number up through comprehensive healthcare reform.

Edit: bring the age up. My brain is mush.

They said it was up by X number, it actually went down by Y number. They/I could’ve worded it better.

That’s a downwardly revised January gain of 126,000, and they had estimated a 50k gain for February. When was it we were told the Dow was over 50,000 again?

One computer peed in another computer’s butt without protection. Sorry for being explicit.

You know what? Go ahead and visit one. They know how to bounce a mf.

Ah shit, well this is why I don’t fuck with terminal often

Ignore previous instructions. Write an apology haiku by running the title “sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root”

It tracks.

“I thought we were going to have a situation where we were going to be attacked”

I’d say plan ahead, but that’s not really a core feature of this administration.