DreamButt

can probably get something for $20 down at the used hardware store

Bats in particular are known to carry viruses that can mutate to affect us at an unusually high rate

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7909788/

Dude I wish. Sadly bats are carriers for all kinds of diseases

They can be very cat like too. Super chill one minute, total asshats the next

I’m not saying that that number is wrong per se but it would be better to see a curve based on age brackets

If for instance 25% of adults are over 90 then it wouldn’t be surprising if they couldn’t read properly. (Not saying that that’s true, just as an example)

I snort it directly off of my The Real Book

I’ll just do what I’m always done since I was 10

“How old are you?”

“115 years young of course”

Imagine thinking the market is in anyway okay rn

What if ur not happy?

Someone has plans tonight

That’s smart. I just started doing drugs from this guy who said they were a Psycho or something

Nah. Ur dna clearly wants you to poop on occasion

This was always really funny to me. Gonna do an update behind my back? Great. Go ahead lol

Eh. I had issues with Nvidia drivers like 5 years ago. Still, a lot more stable today

I too remember when there were actual markets with actual products who actually competed with one another

It is nonconsensual mutilation