Fixed

I’ve heard of paint chips but this is ridiculous

Salsa azul

Censors “nicotine” but doesn’t censor “f*rious” smh

It’s in the title

how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes

You are correct that I wanted this ranking to be independent of any actual knowledge and instead solely off of surface level reading of their appearance

I need data correlating my soul read to their presidential aptitude and measured ethicality

Ike is 100% a haunted plastic doll

Truman’s glasses make him an enigma, perfectly balanced in the imperceptible centerpoint of C tier

Fixed, in the most convenient way possible

What does God need with a butthole?

Groan plus maybe a computer blooping?

Humans aren’t kosher? Shoot

Cheeseborg

My name is Constipation Georg and I live in a cave and take 12 hours to poop per day and I am an outlier and should not be counted in the averaged data

Wow, I agree with Mike Johnson for once.

Wait… never mind, I’m being told that “Its” refers to Iran.

First try, random letter

Okapis are just horses in striped thigh highs