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Try driving a car that doesn’t even have reverse for over 3 years. You gotta get extra creative while parking, as you only have forward gears, unless you park on a slope and let the car roll backwards in neutral to back out.

Ah, the window for flicking cigarette ashes…

Pepperidge Farm remembers

If I could send Sandy an apple, I would.

Thank you for understanding.

This is sadly for real.

We had a ~40 acre horse ranch at the time, I was only 7 years old…

Parents arrange a party under a tarp and a few pine trees with many of their friends.

I’m only 7 at the time, parents waking me up in the rain, basically saying get out of the rain…

Later that evening, I learned we lost Sissy…

You caught an opportunity that I missed.

Sissy got struck by lightning…

Sissy was bigger than Sandy, but that’s how I learned to ride a horse, completely bareback.

My parents aren’t normal, maybe they shouldn’t have sent me out riding Sissy at age 7 with no gear, but I learned to ride a horse bareback before I learned to ride a bicycle…

Yay Sandy, the Fediverse Horse!

All jokes aside, have you or anyone else ever been able to ride her bareback, like no gear at all?

Our late Sissy did, and she was awesome at that, very gentle.

What the fuck did I just watch?

Goddamn insects…

The real WTF here is you reminded me to turn on sound…

Why would you do that?

Thanks I Hate It Thursday™

What, no tapioca? No mayonnaise?

Amateur

Don’t worry, we trolled him back. FlashChat chatrooms had lots of bugs to exploit…

Any wonder Flash got deprecated?

You never met Dolph online?

He was a well known anonymous username in random chatrooms, and man he was a dirty twisted minded fucker…

Sigh, all I got was a .tar …

Family Size!

Thanks Nabisco 👍

You can make butter while fucking too…

That’s the real Daylight Saving Time, save all those daylight hours for yourself… 🕘

Thanks, I hate it.

oddly specific…