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So what’s plan B, torch all the chip factories and relocate to EU?

United Kingdom of:

(Also, David get your shit together)

Yeah but even though they seem like the adult in the room, they’re still a dictatorship aggressively taking over the world with less explosive methods and enacting a genocide on their own people.

They have a lot going for them to claim the throne, but they’re any more trustworthy. Just smarter about it.

You mean oil markets. To hell with that, everyone adjust fast. Solar, wind, nuclear… open a gym that just has machines that produce electricity… Do the things

And Trump wins the Oscar for dumbest man alive, dead, or in a vegetative state 🏆

He’s made of cardboard, but he gets the job done.

Seriously, has anyone seen a video of him since the US ‘excursion’ began? Zelenskyy was like live tweeting from the streets of Kyiv during the first days of the war and hasn’t stopped since. I haven’t even seen a bunker video from this guy.

Sending Africans to die in Ukraine, stealing resources, propping up brutal dictatorships… Yeah I would tell Putin and his cronies to fuck off too.

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