🤣🤣🤣

Someone literally dropped the following during a conversation the other day. They were also a PoC of my race so it was an extra big red flag: “You know some people really are wolves because most are sheep.”

Yikes.

I believe scientists call it “Mar A Lago face”.

Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet-

Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet-

Err, meeting your pleasure-

Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizzas my whole family wants to give you.

Not. From. A gerbil.

This literally slaps, lol.

Or the cosine wave until it hurts so good.