With or without socks?

What do you mean YOUR hammer?

No, it’s perfect : if he considers himself smart, he’ll say the answer to the second question is yes, so that means that the answer to the first question should also be yes. And if he thinks that the first question should be no, then he gets to find out what that makes him.

At least you can listen to a dark joke over and over again and laugh every time

At least he’ll improve his home by being away from it for a year

Carl

“Sieg Heil, I will do what you tell me”

“Most of us that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”