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DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?! oT

I was expecting Spotto

“A”

I already switched to Mint, it’s great!

Bert sits in his canoe in the wilderness, “How long have I been out here?”, said Bert. Had it been months? Years, perhaps? It didn’t matter, all that mattered was that Bert was free. He had avoided the police, who even now, where searching for him. He had learned to hunt and fish, he learned which plant where edible. Bert stopped to wonder how his life had gone so terribly wrong, he remembered back to that night… the last night he shared with Ernie… And how that, too, had gone so terribly wrong…

[Giga-Chad theme plays]

“Family, I tell ya hwat.”

“Ben is a hoe”

Same thing happened to the millennials… It’s almost like it’s planned…