Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while…

Surveillance panties!

Actually she is under my bed now.

When looking at the moon tarp you have to sign a waiver saying you are not Anish Kapoor and are not looking at it on behalf of Anish Kapoor.

But what’s the turtle on?

Honestly fried erasers sounds better than their normal fare.

I use all three of those and my back hurts more.

It can be hard to distinguish deer from bears, but growing up in Africa I had to become good at animal identification.

This is why I built my own CPU from sand and a RISC-V specification sheet.

A bear? With that tail?

This is clearly a deer.

Yes

Hey now, don’t be rude. There are still some really good groundskeepers working there.

Don’t forget how when it’s an absolutely perfect day to actually be outside there will always be someone who says “we need to sit inside, I’m freezing!” Then you look at them and they’re wearing the legal minimum that can be considered “clothes”

Ultra-ultraviolet? You mean Röntgen rays?

So many buttons and knobs! This would be so much simpler with just a single touch screen!

I was supposed to get a device with 64 gigs of RAM later this year. I just got an email telling me that due to the RAM shortage they’ve cancelled the 64 gig version.

50 cent, or as they call him in the UK, 38p

If your life is hard for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor.

Lol jk that’s too expensive.

https://undark.org/2023/02/13/why-singapore-is-breeding-millions-of-bacteria-infected-mosquitoes/

This is a better analogy than you may have intended given that the saw isn’t going to do anything to the tracks.