Mallard ducks would be very confused about this post.

Given enough thrust, pigs fly just fine. Don’t stand underneath, though.

Thank god no one pictured simon and furuncle.

Oooh, kinky.

Yep, I’m just annoyed by lazy headlines.

TWICE AS MUCH COMPARED TO WHAT???

My left ball?

Is that you, JD?

What really bugs me about it: The first step from “how to ungoogle your phone” is “go, give money to Google” by buying their hardware.

What did the inventor of the wheel say, after they turned it for the first time?

“Friends, that’s a revolution!”

Forgotten? Or was it just the shittiest shitpost?

But be careful, if the road ia slippery you might happen to fall onto the chain.

Fun fact, some LED candles just use such a cheap chip connected to a LED instead of a speaker, so they’ll flicker… they’ll flicker the song all along.