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Even by the diplomatic standards of Lavrov, who is usually absolutely unhinged when it comes to logic and morals, this is completely bonkers. Well done, I can’t wrap my brain around this fuckery!

“John Smith”? Doesn’t sound like a local name to me! Yeah don’t bother with the Dakota people ancestry either. They aint from around here. Oh you claim the land belongs to Paleoindian people called ‘Ugluk’ or ‘Kroar’? Well fuck off, glyptodonts should rule this place.

You claim he’s not a Great Leader and yet he’s elected with 112% of the votes? And he doesn’t even boast about the 136% voters turnout, because he’s so humble. Please explain to me how a Moderate Leader could do this??? Or even a Slightly Greater Than Average Leader? Only a Great Leader could achieve this 💯 💪 🇰🇵

Bless the USA, you are saved! But a small correction: here in Europestan, where the sharia is enforced, it is not completely forbidden to own a dog, only if you own one you are required to cut its throat and drink its blood before ceremonially firing your kalashnikov from your modified Toyota pickup truck, bismillah. It is known.

It is, of course, not the only island of Slovenia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_Slovenia