Start referring to this administration as the Trump-Vance administration everywhere you go. Don’t let him distance himself from any of this shit. Make him unelectable due to his association with Trump.

I mean, the US is geographically huge, even just the continental US. You’re bound to get all these and more on a spring day across the whole country.

For what it’s worth, Democrats have been over performing bigly the past year.

Don’t they pay their employees really well though?

So what you’re saying is, a risk-free way to consume butter? Sounds like a win to me.

I don’t think I would like that feeling.

The split votes for the GOP candidates will likely coalesce to Fuller for a GOP win, but who knows? And in any case, that a Democrat would get the plurality of votes in this district against a whole field of Republicans is insane.

Another advantage that isn’t as obvious - even if Harris ends up losing, by forcing this runoff he’s keeping one more R vote out of Congress for another month or so.

Dude, I get the joke. I blue myself/I painted myself blue = I blew myself/I sucked my own dick. I’m saying it’s a badly written joke and it’s not funny, a rare miss for the AD writers.

If you had painted yourself blue you would say “I blued myself” not “I blue myself.”

But just like the source material “I blue myself” doesn’t make any sense when speaking in past tense, unless you’re stretching language to make a joke. I love arrested development but I always thought that was one of their worst jokes.

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Toyota RAV4, and maybe a slightly nicer Toyota. Because I’ve been a Toyota stan since high school. Those dudes know how to make a fine machine.

The answer: we have to show up anyway, even with the threat of violence.

First of all, VOTE.

Sign up to be a poll worker, election judge, election observer, etc. Volunteer to drive people to their polling place. Volunteer to escort voters who are most at risk of intimidation or suppression, especially if you’re a white male. Use that privilege for good.

Cemeteries are full of people who had the right of way.

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Elon tried buying an election in Wisconsin and it didn’t work. Get fucked, billionaires.

It’ll be hilarious if they end the filibuster and then end up with a narrow minority in both chambers.

Have you tried not looking like a Saturday morning cartoon villain?

And attorneys general are decided in local elections. Always vote in your local elections, people!