Thank you

Invited in? I didn’t invite any of this in. Not by my vote, not by my letters to government officials, and not by my protests.

Microslop Trough

Cancelled 2 days ago. Feel terrible for not doing it sooner.

Please make it stop

I’m tired, boss.

Saving me the legwork to not have to figure out which company is dead to me for treating its regular consumers like trash. I hope every one of these companies crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Never forget

Careful she’s a hero

I aint see shit

Care to tke dinghy, Frank? No, I took care of that at the press conference.

It’s my morning alarm