Ok I’m interested

I just showed this to my Italian work colleagues.

Ranch dressing on pizza…

Torches are lit, pitchforks are at the ready

And I haven’t even explained to them what ranch dressing is yet

The most fragile ego? There’s not someone you can think of with an even more fragile car of man baby syndrome?

My Goatse-sense is tingling…

If the nads are inaccessible, a punch in the tits works almost as well