What is that for.

I didn’t. This is from an email.

That’s because you were wearing the skates backwards.

I’m tired of those crazy people who will suck just the left ball but only while tickling your right armpit while holding a spinning ball…a basketball on one hand and squeezing your butt with the other…and their thumb up your mangina. No! That’s s weird fetishist and it has to stop now!

No! Get off me! Its my turn! C’mon! I got the honey and the Sean Connery mask! Hey! Wait! Where are you going!!? The torch is for the wax candles!

Hey, gotta save some Cheddar so we can target you know… Things I’m Cuba probably.

I didn’t know I was supposed to be counting mine!

Go fish something or write a Nobel price winning novel.

Probably a sexy cousin.

You know, the American hospitality as of late.

Notice how he or she did not get mazed, pinned down, zip tied, shot in the head and or jailed indefinitely. It’s subtle but you notice.

Its working! You’re a genie!

Ah.

I’m going to assume K is for potassium.

New Pfizer pothole gummies!

Delicious gummies, each with a little pothole in case you were falling a sleep at the wheel again… Larry!

Hey, I’m a noob, I’m getting this weird folder not created message.

My car is pretty complete. A pencil is easily completed by adding an eraser.

And polluting the water, killing the trees and animals.

You mean Arco’s vs arco’s vs ARCO’s? I hope that’s plurally correct. Auto correct.

It’s they! They are too heavy and will hurt your back.

5,tops.