How quickly would the police show up if they were handing out food to the homeless? Or giving away free insulin?

Sometimes the hydra eats one of its own heads, as a treat.

Never tell a man to move the TV away from the wall, it doesn’t work that way.

The teacher graded appropriately.

This person clearly knows what they’re talking about.

“You double-dipped!”

“Yeah, bro, two coats always looks better.”

Completely unrelated, but I just realized that it’s been a really long time since the White House was set on fire.

Under Tim Cook, Apple joined the Navy.

Les Grossman, inspired by Moore Grossman.

“There are fields. Endless fields. Where humans are no longer born, they are grown.”

The transfer wouldn’t clear until Google won, if it cleared at all.

On the downside, Niagara Falls isn’t that interesting anymore.

https://xkcd.com/1245/

That looks like the final boss of Japanese capsule vending machines.

Well then that kid is going to have a bad childhood.

“Tinman will prosecute.”

“You can spend your scrip at the company store.”

The new ballroom doubles as a ring.