Frank “The Prank”

In a press release published earlier today, God made known that He is currently busy uplifting a certain species of deep sea octopus. He further commented that in His honest opinion, humanity should get their heads out of their collective asses and sort themselves out.

I remember thinking back then, here comes the worst American president I’ll likely see in my lifetime. Dubya, we were so. very. wrong.

Fuck no. I have a list.

It’s a joke as old as Stalin.

INB4 this will be shut down later this year when they find out 90+% of traffic is driven by horny teens bypassing age verification to watch porn.

Boil water. Add egg. Wait 7m. Move hot egg to ice cold water. Wait 1m. Remove egg & peel. Add salt and pepper to taste. Eat.

Optional sides: toast, avocado, mustard, dill. Don’t overdo it.