My digital micrometer has a button for switching between regular and metric I don’t give a single fuck

Rest In Piss

It doesn’t say Inland on it but I got my penny’s worth out of it already. To be quite honest I never had a flash drive until a few weeks ago. It made going to the library to print so much easier than logging into email there or owning and upkeeping a printer at home. By the time it craps out I’ll have gotten another mailer. Thanks for the heads up though.

It was what their mailer offers. One for me one for a friend. That or an equivalent microSD card. I got 128 gigs friend got 32. Either or more than enough for a quick print job. Both have a clear plastic shell which is probably cheap but it looks neat. Its “free” but the register rings it up as a penny. Not like I could bang out 128GB storage from the copper in one penny. I had already ordered a trackball mouse I just went over there to look at what they had while I could still change my mind. Walked out with an energy drink and the flash drive. Really broke the bank.

I paid $0.01 for a flash drive at Microcenter and $0.10 per page(or job, I don’t know) to print at the library. I don’t even have a library card there. I learned enough about printers taking an A+ class to not want to fuck around with printers at home.

The red bar at the top of reddit saying I was permabanned got annoying after a few days

I downvote the bot that posts nothing but links to reddit. I could block it and move on but somebody has to tell it that it sucks. Sometimes I’ll go to the profile and downvote every post until I get bored or catch up. This is a way to quickly tag the bot post for when it shows up in Top Hour feed (often). None of the posts lead to any sort of discussion here. It’s a neverending stream of shit in communities it moderates so reporting is a waste of fuckin time.

This is Lemmy and not reddit. I am here for Lemmy not reddit content. I am certain there are a lot of reddit refugees here. People who left and don’t want to look back. If I wanted to read clankers replying to clankers in threads I cant participate in provided to you by clankers I would have stayed on reddit and tried to not get permanently banned.

The worst part is that sometimes the posts have a compelling topic. I’ll read the post title (and not the user who posted it) and be excited about the discussion it could bring about. The disappointment in seeing it being a link to reddit by that bot after reading the title is almost palpable.

Upvotes are a different story. Since it means less here than it does on reddit I try to do it more often for human posts. There is less incentive to farm karma here so I am more willing to do my part in boosting good contributions made in good faith.

Do you think it is a power move at the white house for trump to shit his pants and then sit in your chair? Or the other way around: sit in your chair and then shit his pants.

I don’t care how rich he is that is a shitty signature

So where is the list? Article listed a few but insinuated there is a larger list.

Robots need a spot on their head us non-clankers can stick magnets to that causes them to breakdance until their batteries die.

https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI

What’s wrong with butter in coffee?

Take a look at the Reiner story. Being rich and famous doesn’t stop drugs from ruining families.

Rectoplasm

Nice choice of words. Now I have a new band to listen to.

It’s almost the worst thing Germans did.

Your basement doesn’t have Steve French living down there, right?

You can find 4 to 10 hour videos of it on youtube. At least it’s not gone and forgotten.

One day…

Bad Santa is my christmas movie. I regret watching Bad Santa 2 once.