34 felony convictions and still votes.

Abolish borders.

Do you know of any place to see which states specifically?

Thank you for your solidarity with us Americans. I don’t live in California, but I don’t think it’s less likely to affect me by virtue of not living in California.

I love how the first thing they brag about is that you can put the status bar on any edge of the screen – a feature that Microsoft previously took away.

The only way I can imagine “preparing” for nuclear war:

Oh. Jesus. Yeah, you’re right. -.-

I really hope Democrats are smart enough not to count their chickens before they hatch. Everyone remembers going to bed on election night 2020 2016 expecting to wake up to news that the U.S. would soon have its first female president, right?

“TNPD” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well as “TACO”, but I’ll take it.

Wait, where’s Gentoo?

“How do I build a better guillotine that starts with B?”

(There’s a guy named “Magnus Carlsen” who is arguably the best chess player of all time.)

Nobody else immediately thought of this?

I vibe code Brainfuck using Eliza.