Lucy of Syracuse is a woman who, by all accounts, did physically exist. Maybe that’s the difference?

More toothy than horny.

Get your wife a bra that fits!

We can…and we can’t.

A nickel says they’re actually chocolate flavored wax.

So the authors did change “threatened” to “uncomfortable”, but “asked to leave” to “thrown out.”

Is this fair and balanced?

But Ye doesn’t know…

Chips and salsa.

I’m more interested what happened afterward?

Don’t worry about down votes, this isn’t reddit. That said, useful context from the article is always helpful to prompt meaningful discussion.

That’s because you’re a hateful person with no joy in your life.

The wife OP is referring to is his own. OP and his wife think a guy who looks like Thomas Hayden Whatever was in @ftermidnight

You got scammed. What fast food worker scans all those things in seperately?

Maybe this is the state in which they found the image?

Jesus, take the joy stick!

Yeah, your post reads like it was written by the type of person who uses a Reddit post as their source of truth.

What’s wrong with vanity? Is this a seven deadly sin kind of thing? Psychologically, there isn’t anything bad about being vain, it’s a religious problem, ain’t it?

I traded my nun pig for a hobby pig. No upkeep, and I have an excuse to keep the sty in the back yard tidy.

Probably nearing reunion tour time.

In your example, if I don’t personally know them then they must not exist? In my example, they cannot exist.

Again, you don’t know me well enough to get my idea of fun. Were I you, I’d stop trying to cast random strangers on the internet as your personal demons.