The Tarantino Method, they call it.

I bet if the bear had tits nobody would be sniveling about it.

Youre a JFEG.

The beer is on ice in the bathtub.

Propane is for the weak!

Why dont you get the ball rolling, and fucking kill yourself?

I lost a Sega Dreamcast that way, luckily I had just bought it a couple days before, so we de-stank it the best we could and exchanged it for a new one 🤣

Urine, hair, or chewed through the wire zapping the fuck out of everything?

Lol

Hey, you asked the question.

Seriously, jeans can go a while between washes, as long as you change your underwear daily.

Which brings us to the next question:

How often do y’all change your underbritches?

Now y’all got me wanting to try it lmao.

I do have an egg steamer, that I similarly thought was for the weak and infirm until I used it. I love that little fucker now. Of course it only cost like 20 bucks… Something that costs hundreds better give me a happy ending after I eat my rice.

Abort yourself, fuckstick.

How much money and technology is required to cook fucking rice?

Yeah, everywhere has its tradeoffs I suppose. My property tax is a cunt.

Texas has its problems, but our gas prices are pretty good lol.

I paid $2.35 on Saturday, and I was pissed because the day before it was 2.25.

I dont respect any abrahamic religion. Look what they have brought to the world.

Found a bottom 50% dweller.

Zero net benefits my ass! 🖕🏻

Lol, can’t their stomach’s like literally flip upside down and fuck everything up?