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Cake day: June 28th, 2023

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  • Crude oil prices are up more than 15% since the conflict began amid production stoppages ​as Tehran attacks energy facilities in the Gulf as well as ships crossing the Strait.

    Prices at the pump are ~$3.80. It’s at times like this, when the pedo-in-chief starts a full-on war in Iran, that I’m glad a Democrat isn’t president, as oil would be up 120% and the price at the pump would be near $7 with stickers of the president plastered all over it saying “I DID THAT.”

    Edit: sarcasm, for anyone who can’t parse it - not entirely sarcasm though, I’m actually insinuating the fossil fuel industry controls prices and will use price control to actively hurt a Democrat in office by keeping prices artificially higher than they would if a Republican was in the same office.


  • Ranch has more salt than anything and more MSG than garlic, look at the ingredients on a pouch. Ingredients are listed by order of volume. It has more corn starch than onion. It has basically traces of anything else. I know this because I spent not a small amount of time replicating Ranch dressing.

    Although there are a hundred MSG-conspiracy-nut websites that will tell you you don’t need MSG to make Ranch dressing, there is no Ranch dressing recipe that tastes anything at all like Ranch without MSG. Full stop.














  • I’m without question one of the 90% and I never thought they were going to require it for everyone. But I don’t like the idea that an algorithm is constantly writing a dossier about me to determine my “age” because I wasn’t fucking born yesterday.

    Open source your shit and make it auditable or I’m not fucking using it anymore.