How old are you? Do you need to fully support yourself?

It truly is a curse

I’m American and your government paid me $50K to study there.

Wtf? Where do I sign?

As someone who has worked for €5/hr, $300/hr is astronomical

The British government has not issued a formal, official apology for the concentration camps used during the Second Boer War (1899-1902).

:(

If you purchase the CIA, it comes included as a freebie

https://cia.gov/

Lemmy just isn’t prepared to handle the choir of the nave of St. Patrick’s Cathedral in Dublin

I thought the diarrhea didn’t come until the hangover

What if I told you they already have?

Thoughts and pears

Religion: thoughts and prayers
Science: thoughts and peers

I’d be quick to change my ways if Mr. Incredible said that to me

Oh

I’m impressed that they have kept it legal to possess a functional guillotine

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I want to see these gardening accidents

We’re actually all slowly dying as we speak. Your life is literally killing you

New emoji discovered

Don’t double-dip that chip!