Impossible copyright infringement of the derivative of the stolen generic. Love it.

Oooo, curious what they’d say. “Impersonating a federal agent” might be the first thing that comes up.

Well, this can’t end well…

That logo wouldn’t make sense if not for implied gravity

This is, at minimum, homicide.

Taking the life of another person, a civilian, that you are responsible for, as not just any social servant, but as a constable of police, must have much, much more serious consequences. It is disgusting and unacceptable, and should be much more deeply discouraged through criminal punishment in a way that truly carries the weight of taking an entire life.

That one’s pronounced “Em Pregg”

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

How about suing the AG or the DOJ for malicious negligence and malpractice

John Madden.

Hmmm

Not just, they’re watching and keeping track, too

Him being an actual eye doctor makes his skits so, so much better.

You know, if they didn’t have music… In games… That could be purchased through steam… Then this would make even less sense. Don’t you think?

The dev studio company… or their publisher.

But yeah, insane lawsuit. It’s funny knowing that in that article they say that Valve is ignoring them, and has been ignoring them.

Edit: which raises the question: who the fuck published this article? Who is giving this stuff publicity? Dark money? Or is it just because it’s ridiculous, to begin with?

But… Hear me out… What if…

I don’t think it’s a troll. I think it’s specifically game publishers trying to carve out a niche and get more power to make more money, both from valve, and on their own digital distribution platforms by saying

“valve needs to pay us to sell our games because we are the license holders. And since we are the license holders, we can pay ourselves from sales on our own platforms”

So I think it’s dumb on the surface, but ultra shitty underneath.

Like if they win, that’s a bad precedent.

If they lose, that’s still precedent.

And in the process, there’s a SHIT TON of discovery, of a company that doesn’t give out much information that competitors would love to get their hands on. Because if you know how a competitor operates, you can undermine them. Knowledge is power. It’s super pathetic, but also scary, like a demon trying to figure out your style so they can steal your friends. Hopefully, we can rely on " just don’t be shitty" to hold up.

All of these lawsuits popping up are like a distributed attack on Valve.

Guy is a social media actor shorts comedian and is pretty based. So not only would he not say something like shitty that, he wouldn’t say it publicly. On yt he has 1.27m subscribers.

Consequences, when?

Commendations on the shop. Very clever.

No, Firewire400. They can’t :(

Luckily, I think Valve has some good lawyers and big companies in the USA have to be used to this sort of bullshit.

“UK wants to extort US company for taxes on a product and service literally everybody likes”

Tea time.