What if the entire world collectively chose a moment to simultaneously make one wish, kind of like believing in fairies. But instead we all prayed for Donald Trump to shit himself, and drop dead. I bet we could will this with some simple organization.

Ice cream and strippers.

Yeah, also, he rapes children.

So true, though. We don’t spank any of the six year olds with government leadership roles.

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The party has been awful for a long time, and I’m certain plans for this have been in motion for a long time, but this state of affairs started with Trump as their mascot. What’s happening now is a whole new level of fucked, and I don’t see these chuckleheads holding onto it, and not just killing each other without that orange clown. But they’re entrenched now, so maybe I’m wrong.

Yet it somehow started with him. Almost like he was an important factor.

Well, yes, because those fucking reports ultimately passed the buck and helped him. Mueller fucking sucked. So yes, I’m pretty surprised.

Why is Google so determined to cannibalize itself?

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Yeah, but Spotify is and always has been a really poorly designed app. Google sucks in a lot of ways, but YouTube Music is a great platform.

Well, not really. I’ve discovered a ton of music in the past couple years I never would have bought or even had access to, without streaming. But Spotify does suck, I much prefer YouTube Music, which comes with Premium.

How in the holy fuck does an oil field attack anything?

She enjoys the pump. Just look at her PUMP tshirt.

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Correct. And every single one of those millions of people are idiotic ghouls.

I mean, did you ever have a heart attack, or severe accident?

Still, not impossible that our planet smashes into a star, right?

Do you mean 2 days of sleep per week literally?

True. Making a scene and delaying a flight is a solid strategy for maximizing efficiency and profit.