I managed to park over half the c:drive. I drive an X5, BMW.

Watching any episode with Brannigan in it will cure you of that delusion, because he absolutely would be stupid enough. A perfect fit for the Trump administration, as it were.

Still better than liking gnome.

I do look down on people who like gnome. Does that make me a bigot?

Nimis cito, vir, nimis cito.

2 dolphins, one pufferfish.

I’m afraid to ask, but just how the fuck do you poop exactly? Do you helicopter poop it hippo style in the middle of the bathroom?

Ork clap

This is my wife after getting a wiff. She is really not into my armpit smell.

If it would allow you to end the commercial early, it would kind of be genius. “Watch this 2 minute ad or say ‘I love McDonald’s’ to immediately continue watching” is something that definitely would work. It would get these phrases or slogans ingrained while providing a better viewing experience.

Don’t get me wrong, I would hate it as much as anyone any other lemmy user. However from a marketing perspective it’s pretty solid while a significant percentage of the viewership would not only participate, but laud it as a good solution to skip the forced commercials.

Meanwhile I strongly suspect our legal reviewer of using chatgpt to review contracts, because he sends some laughably stupid comments that look fully AI generated.

How would one get commissioned for this? Not even asking for a friend, I wouldn’t mind writing some crap if it pays my house off a decade sooner.