Can anyone explain because my brain’t

Remember when they asked Ukraine to stop bombing Russian oil infrastructure and Ukraine told them to go suck a fat one.

Top drawer.

Real men rub shit into their open wounds

Maybe adhere to your own advice before you shit out your neckhole again

Ackschually, that’s a common misconception. Humans and apes merely share a common ancestor

Edit: sure is reddit in here

It’s 3am where I live. I wasn’t planning on listening to a demented pedofiles rambling in the middle of the night.

Curse you Carl Mark!

Didn’t Skittles already steal the rainbow?

Nu?

I just want to watch futurama reruns and eat take-out chinese

I think it’s partly because reddit has become an overflowing bucket of shit where bots accuse bots of being bots and real humans get permabanned for breaking bs rules or saying no-no words.

This is why I will never get premium. You pay the motherfuckers money and still have to take it up the ass.

What the fuck are you doing America?

I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.