Probably some troll time travelers healed him in the tomb. New religion starts.

I think everyone should be wealthy, then racism will finally be solved! Why aren’t they trying that?!

/s

At least, it’s not just someone watching a YouTube video of someone else playing… though I imagine some of that is just due to affordability.

I know my young nephew gets frustrated on some games and then just gives up… even if he knows what to do. Maybe when he’s older he could get better at those, but by that time, he’ll be on to something else.

It’s kind of like the old Nintendo hotline. Call when you’re stuck on something in a game. Or just looking up a walkthrough online.

That said, this makes it far easier to ask for help and kids might just rely on it too much instead of figuring stuff out on their own.

…MAGA influencers cowards…

I’m sure that family could find a way to get him onto the front lines. They’ve broken so many rules before, what’s one more?

My Steam account is 21 years old and can now buy alcohol. Does that count?

Yes, well, but the Cybertruck is like $15-20,000 cheaper so it all averages out to 2%.

/s

Probably the latter, but they didn’t seem too annoyed that he was in there… even putting a medal around him.

#HeritageFoundationAreDemons

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I wouldn’t be surprised if they were involved in the kidnapping.