“We need more heels on the ground!”

It’s boo dong tea…

Ok… I’ll see myself out.

I nearly spat the ghost dick out of my mouth.

Just like me, they long to be
Up in those guts

I was on board until I read

“Chickens are intelligent and sensitive to the welfare of their peers.”

Chickens are assholes to everything. That doesn’t mean they need to boxed up in tiny crates and killed. But I’ll still say they are mean little fuckers with small brains.

Oddly enough when you turn it on, you also immediately get shot in the neck.

Washing yourself is healthy, overdoing anything is unhealthy. Yes you will kill good bacteria, but you also kill bad (streptococcus for example). I use sensitive non antibacterial soap daily and mix in antibacterial wash a few times a week. Mainly for my armpits, ass, face, and junk.

Maintain a balance, but please wash your ass.

Maddox is still active around the interwebs?

I hope the ghost of Jim Henson visits Trump at night and makes him poop himself.

That ranged DPS though.

Best I got from my MTG days is a Mox Diamond. I have it sealed and locked away. One day my grandchild will use it to buy passage across the barren wastes occupied by cannibalistic MTG players. This boon will allow them to make it safely to the promise land.

Well that’s what I wrote all over the back of it in sharpie so they are aware of the prophecy as well.

Why do the majority of photos on Lemmy look like they have been physical cellphone pictures of screen grabs?

Why can’t we have some crisp memes?

I dip my nuts in them and have someone suck it off.

The act is called “Frogurgling”, pass it on.

Next step, Skyrim

IDK, if I punched someone they would feel that.