Big bird has never heard such bullshit.

Do I have to have a Gus day, or can I be Frank for the day?

That’s my favourite conspiracy theory, JFK’s head just did that on its own.

“Also, you may want to bring your son to a oncologist, for unrelated reasons.”

Damn, colour me educated as always by you. Thanks, I didn’t know all that about Willy boy there.

Who could have possibly known that the evil doer Sandman was, in fact, Sandy Mann all along. That’s some Superman level disguise work for sure.

That’s why I prefer the term word-smith instead of linguist. Much more apt depiction of what authors often do. See Shakespeare just making words up willy nilly.

How to identify the missing limbs through process of elimination.

Need to bring back Nokia brick phones for hitting motherfuckers with.

Yeah, phones are far too expensive to swat people away with. Plus, a rolled up newspaper or a book has much more heft.

You knew not to mess with the person reading Atlas Shrugged, that sucker hurt.

Have you tried not doing that? Worked pretty well so far.

Just remember the 5 "D"s of dodgeball and you’ll be alright:

Dodge,

Duck,

Dip,

Dive, and uh…

Dodge!

No, you’re amazing 5too!

Edit:

Depends what variety of Cliff you are:

For now…

Hey Lost_My_Mind, It’s your cousin, tinnitus, want to go bowling?

People who grew up watching boomers drink away all the problems, and how ineffective that is, don’t want to drink? Colour me shocked!

It’s also crazy expensive to drink, especially going out for drinks. It’s just not worth the cost to do, the money is better spent elsewhere.

Worth it.