I’m not saying Oreos aren’t ultra processed, because obviously they are, but the ability to hold up in water is actually something UP carbs lack. Ultra processed snacks are lots of food pieces that have been “glued” back together with sugars or whatever, so they typically dissolve in water very easily. A piece of homemade bread on the other hand, holds up relatively well to moisture.

https://www.npr.org/2026/02/16/nx-s1-5708698/ultra-processed-food-diet-health

Hell yeah brother I’d get slammed too

Man I wish I was getting blasted as often as headlines

How to tell your policies are popular and you’re doing a great job governing

I wonder if that shooting in Austin was this…?

https://www.kut.org/crime-justice/2026-03-05/austin-tx-west-sixth-street-shooting-bufords-apd-fbi-updates

I choose to interpret it literally

Weird that cancer and wolf are grouped together

Love is love my friend. No borders.

Weird. Everyone else did!

No she had a full bosom and Data DID bang

The one with the slimy half-bosom that Data wanted to bang

This comment gave me flashbacks to when I tried to use a cheap external touchscreen monitor plugged into an old macbook pro with a singular usb-c cable. It “worked” but the ux was a disaster

Thanks I think

Does goatse still exist online?? I have a friend that is “out of the loop” as it were, and I searched and searched but I couldn’t find the OG image online anywhere!

I’m going to regret asking this, I’m sure.

Get a high vis jacket over a black polo shirt with an iron-on logo, a face mask, and sunglasses. Park out of sight or bike or walk up. You could probably swap most public hardware things with mesh node guts in broad daylight. Just sayin’. This is not advice.

If you had a penny for every magatard that actually knew what fascism was you wouldn’t have enough to buy lunch