It’s a liopleurodon! A magical liopleurodon!

The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”

“Bitch, you tryna tell me? I tell you.”

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Impossible. There’s no markup indicating humor. How dare you try to make a fool of me.

… Okay but left shoe or right shoe?

They are going to try their damnedest, I’m sure of that. But the logistical feat of actually denying all Americans their chance to vote is beyond their means. They will, at best, disrupt voting where they will see the greatest impact. States will conduct their elections as usual. Only Congress has the power to decide the timing of elections. I don’t see them passing any new laws. No state depends on the federal government to carry out their electoral duties (so far).

After that, we get to see what kind of obstructive bullshit they have planned to keep elected officials from serving if they don’t want them to. I don’t know what they could do aside from force another shutdown, aside from outright physical violence, which is entirely likely but it still raises the questions of ‘by what means’ and ‘is that feasible’. If we were going to see political assassinations on a large scale, I imagine we would have passed that point by now.

It’s because this message isn’t for the Dem base, it’s for the Republican base. They stand to lose more votes than Dems have to gain with an opposition message. That’s where the momentum is right now.

realistically

Now, see, there’s your problem right there

That would be sick. My family goes to bury my body but they’re like “Oh my God, he was dead the whole time!” Get Shyamalon’d, Mom.

Everybody loses an hour of sleep in the spring which results in a statistical spike in hospital admittance for heart problems and car accidents.

I feel like justice might be her thing. Let’s give her Pam Bondi’s spot.

Now then, let’s not go mixing up then with now, then.

Retarded, yeah. That’s what I heard too. Constantly, actually.

Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.

I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.

They can’t discover your plans if you don’t have any 👉 🧠

If it’s only got one ring on it.

Should I post the gif of Randy pooping out his mouth, or nah?

Thanks, we’re pretty proud of ourselves 👌