If they’re just gonna return back to the exact point in time they left they’re guaranteed to supply their past self with their future bones

It’s a really good joke all around because the original sentence would be read as “asking all guys:” but the first response you read subverts that leading to the missing Oxford comma

10/10 would chuckle again

Would you happen to be somewhere near east Tennessee/north Carolina? Same exact thing happened here

It was 70 degrees Friday, then the temperature plummeted and it started snowing last night in East Tennessee ☹️

And Dollar Tree when everything still cost a dollar

“I support ICE!”

“I’m gonna punch you in the face”

“You’re gonna punch me?”

“Yeah”

“You’ll get in trouble”

“Ok.”