monch monch monch

HARDCORE TO THE MEGA!

Queso

Congrats!

Also this post is making me feel old af lol

Can a trebuchet shot penetrate a modern billionaire’s prepper bunker?

Hillary did some maximum pandering there, but it worked since I dutifully did Pokémon Go to the Polls.

Oreos are quite a bit cheaper, and they actually stand up to the rain quite well too, which is a little disconcerting.

Sounds about as ultra processed as the Twinkie^®

Riley said: “This is a representational dilemma of: how do we expect a person who is a billionaire to actually be concerned about the wellbeing of people who are not of wealth, who are not of that particular economic class? And I think Trump’s behavior shows either he’s a narcissist, or he just simply doesn’t care.”

I’m waiting for more MAGA folk for leopards to eat their faces over this.

Does it have a name?

The cord is going to snag so much on those western peninsulas

They now have Cat 8 cables, if you want to whip them even faster

It isn’t surprising that Miller has lasted so long in Trump’s inner circle.

It’s the little baking victories that makes the day.

Also describes big tech AI companies

That makes more sense since Neapolitan is really just a region in Italy, so there’s also Neapolitan pizza, which can be confusing.

It kinda looks like Neapolitan ice cream. Or since it’s the Fr*nch version, Napoleon ice cream.

Need full coverage to spy on the entire country

Voice recognition with the latest brainrot phrases built in, grouped by generation.

“That’s gnarly, bro” - Millennial

“Skibidi Ohio Toilet brah” - Gen Z

"6 7 6 7” - Gen Alpha

Apparently saying “Congrats on the sex 🥳 🎉” is inappropriate in response.

GPS Munitions: Gay Positioning System Munitions