I’m in the Endeavour phase, but I think my stockings are better. Otherwise maybe my secondary Ubuntu box is holding me back.

Also, getting older feels counter to getting hotter :(

Hehe, well since you have good taste I’ll forgive you if you falsely raised my hopes.

Is your username a Black Books reference?

Surprsingly different secrets than 137 despite using two of the same digits.

(smartass 😛)

Good, good. Next, tell me there will be a 3.5mm headphone jack, swappable SD card, and user-replaceable battery and we’ll be golden.

Wait wait, there are SIX of these letters to Faith?!

I’m not sure if she’s an iconoclastic groundbreaker or a fucking nuisance but I guess I gotta read the rest to know.

This actually makes me unreasonably happy, kinda like knowing the secrets of the number 37, which is coincidentally your current number of upvotes.

Right? Wake me up when we reach a 7 nm lithographic waffle process.

About damn time.

#WaffleOptimizationCrew

Right. But my point was poor empathy on your part.

I don’t disagree in principle, but you seem to be the only person here who thinks this one is less than clear. It doesn’t appear to be ‘misleading’ for anyone else.

You write like you didn’t lose anyone in your life to the pandemic. Must be nice.

It’s obviously 2020 because it starts at basically zero cases. Also it’s weird that your expect rigor from memes.

I too would want a robe, mask, and gun if these fools approached me.

I shared this with a buddy and he responded with his favorite.

Your mother was a rhomboid