Unintended safety feature

He’s right though, we can blame the British for most of our problems. Hell, it’s even taught in schools although they don’t come out and blame them directly.

LowKey sprinkling my comments with error’s to make sure I’m talking with a member of the resistance instead of with a proxy of our AI overlords. Totally intended ;)

I am not a chatbot, but I can do daily “go fuck yourself’s” if your interested for only 9,99 a week.

14,95 for premium, which involves me stalking your onlyfans and tailor fitting my insults to your worthless meat self.

Reject Reality and substitute it with your own!

Don’t want to adapt you mean? Changing things for the sake of change is wastefull.

In this instance I agree with his point though. I don’t see you walking around without fingertips.

Me, looking up what declawing actually does: wtf that’s not declawing, that’s amputation!

Reading further: “can lead to behavioural issues” no shit, you don’t say…

Yeah, they should’ve used green dye that gives us cancer, that way they at least have their natural colour.

Nah, they are talking about this thing:

Real pear pressure right there

Why is one nipple bigger than the other? Modern mysteries.

Hahaha, No.

Living impaired tax(LIT) incoming

Well yeah, because you are fucking dead. Dying might be the best cure for addiction’s known to man.

It’s kind of a shit take though isn’t it? Animals are potentially dangerous and humans are also potentially dangerous.

The bear will most likely leave you alone if you don’t bother it and so will most humans. No need to bring sexism into it.

Would you say that they are a thorn in your side? laugh track, drumroll, curtain call, gunshot

TL;DR?