For some reason, I picture this being on some military generals desk…

Like an Irish version of the Red Telephone (see - In Popular Culture)

Honestly, I think they’re better off than the girls licking the radioactive paint brushes… Not that either group is having good time.

A pissed off stingray is what killed Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter. Though that’s supposedly the only stingray related death caught on camera.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin

I just woke up from a nap, and now I’m eating cookies. Don’t have any juice boxes on hand tho; a can of cola will have to do.

Being an adult is hard, in so many different ways.

I miss kindergarten.

Looks like a great way to have it rejected as fake by cashiers. (I’d reject that if you handed it to me at work)

Congrats on your hundo that only a bank will take from you, and even they’ll scrutinize it like mad.

Still should have been an email…

State criminal charges are not subject to federal pardons either.

‘Monetary Sanctions’

Fuck you; ISSUE ARREST WARRANTS YOU SPINELESS CUNT

I mean, that’s what happens when you install spyware; it infects things…

So… You’re saying you might get the chance again…? 🙏

I don’t care if it would be my last action on this earth; I’d jump at the opportunity.

The fuck it will. Until you grow a god damn spine and actually issue contempt charges (and have them enforced), ICE is going to continue to wipe their asses with your ‘orders’ and the US Constitution.

Genuinely; I wonder what happened to this person.

Did amazon/their supervisor recognize a potential crisis and give this person support, or did they just throw the book at them and fire them on the spot. I’m sure we can all guess what’s more likely; but that’s not guaranteed.

Whichever it was, I hope they’re alright and not spiralling, or worse… Adult life is hard.

Why shoot at one target when you can shoot at 30? (as long as they’re encircling the machine in a nicely spaced out, orderly fashion…)

Ah, I see.

I’m not sure ‘Dingus’ is the word I’d use to describe a pedophile that’s interested in his own daughter… Almost makes it sound like a playful mistake

As a Canadian: I will NEVER cross that border again, and the vast majority of Canadians I’ve spoken with feel the same way.

America is dead to us, and you better beleive we’re holding a grudge. It’s going to take a lot more than just electing a new president (though I’m not sure America will even manage that).

Someone should print a bunch of these and plaster them all over Canberra… Fuck the pigs

The land may become uninhabitable by humans, but something tells me aquatic life will be alright… Maybe not all of it, but there will be adaptation and life will go on.

That’s not to say destroying our ecosystems is ok, just that we’re probably not going to end life entirely.