Meanwhile over half of my $4k bonus for the year disappeared to taxes. Was hoping to use that to cover moving expenses next month, but I guess I’ll scratch the rest out from some other non-available source of money.

And your father smelled of elderberries!! ヽ( `д´*)ノ

I should learn a selection of insults from some Native American languages so I can pull those out around dickheads who tell people to, “Speak American!”

There’s a fetish for this somewhere.

I feel like a speculum is still going to be needed even with the best of aims.

I was raised Southern Baptist, did the youth group trips and church services. Eventually decided I’d jyst read the Bible cover-to-cover. Got to the end of that book, thought about it for a while, and came to the conclusion it was all bullshit.