No idea, but whenever I drive by the Kelsey’s near me on a weekend night it’s packed. I really don’t get why anyone would eat there. It’s not any cheaper than independent restaurants.

Best fish fry on earth is held at the Legion. You could smoke indoors in a Legion until about 2010 I think? As long as people were done eating.

Army Navy Air Force baby.

I got interviewed by Entertainment Weekly for one of my Geocities pages.

I had freenet. It was like a party line in the 1930s version of internet. Basically you could have a little time online every day.

I had to telnet into chat rooms. We had no browsers. I was old before you were born.

Moi aussi. My Livejournal user number was 3 digits.

You feel me.

I used telnet talkers! No web browsers existed.

I regret nothing.

You are miles ahead of them on spelling.

So I’ve had a fake white supremacist Facebook alt for years. I use it mostly to befriend them and report the racist shit they post and get their accounts deleted. I was hugely successful at doing so for a long time, but since the latest political climate in the US Facebook has decided they’re absolutely fine with all of this and won’t remove anything at all.

However I still hold onto it because sometimes I give information to journalists who cover white supremacists, and sometimes I get enough information on the person to tell their workplace, etc. Basically I just use it to collect information.

Anyway oftentimes some of the men try to hit on my (female) alt, so I end up delicately fending them off sometimes in messenger. Thankfully that’s something I’m good at, but let me tell you the conversation is not scintillating with Nazis. Even these young Patriot Front guys are dumber than bricks, even though many have higher education of some sort. Several men have messaged me from contraband phones in prison, and several have been military members.

There is nothing funnier than a member of the Klan trying to sext though. I’ve had conversations with people with acquired brain injuries that were far more intelligent.

Ate them in Canada for many years, am not American.

He just sprayed the paper towel instead of the table and the Spaniard didn’t like that.

Also I don’t think voters appreciated having her shoved in at the last minute.

I worked at a horrible restaurant almost 30 years ago run by an obnoxious Spanish man who would not let you have butter for bread, and once when a guest sat on his crappy plastic chair and it broke turned around and put it on his bill. He would follow you around and fuss at you for stupid things, and he liked to follow one waiter named Ken around and criticize his table wiping. “Meestar Ken, that ees not how you do it, first you spray, DEN wipe”.

Finally he did this one too many times, and Ken looked at him and said “get fucked you fat Spaniard, I already got a new job”, and left just before the dinner rush.