Damn, dad’s dick is still huge

Only if you haven’t washed your ass

I’m just here to see it going in

Big ears

The worm looks… reluctant

When the pussy stank hit like smelling salts

Man, 400 buttons just to get to a coochie that hasn’t been washed since last months river bath.

They’re more alike than people realize

A Russian is willing to eat shit if it means someone else is worse off

You don’t want to see my butt loose brother

If you’re clappy and you know it, see a doctor

I’m trying

Shouldn’t overvalue yourself either

Time to open up the poop deck

The big golden book of aliuns

I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.