Damn, not even a pair of shoes.

*gop

Mornin’ angle

Definitely agree there. The first two were so good, I don’t exactly remember everything in the third one but I remember being really put off in general.

Does it come with an official looking certificate?

Damn I really miss living in Taiwan

Maybe he accepted Jesus right at the end.

Insert wheezing laugh voiceover

Artillery it is then.

Aurenkin is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.

Horniness cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess.

Get him to watch The Dish

Had a pretty rough year last year. Dear Agony - Breaking Benjamin was my sad song of choice.

Well yeah, because he has a roommate