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I used to work with a lot of HP’s industrial printers. The automated maintenance routines always take so damn long, and they break all the time. We always said HP stands for Have Patience.


It worked in Inception, so I don’t see any reason it wouldn’t work here.
Everything’s to the west if you go far enough.



This was my favorite sketch of this episode. This is the only time I think I’ve ever seen this kind of intentional improvisation on the show.


Don’t give the capitalists any ideas.


Is this better or worse than a “slam”? What about a “blast”?


Finally, I can achieve my dreams of becoming a moisture farmer.


You have to admit it’s probably the best part of being a salmon.
alias please='sudo $(fc -ln -1)'
$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
🤷♂️


Lucky guess


Incompatible with bubble baths.
Is that Steve Buscemi?